Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of Valium inside her palm Dismissed the mischief with a trick up his sleeve To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves I can't describe the vibe I get When I drive by six people and five I hit Aw ***, I started a mosh pit Squashed a bitch and stomped a foster kid These rooms make me hallucinate And I sweat till I start losing weight Till I see dumb *** start happenin' Rum and that vanilla ice tryna rap again So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce I said c'mon bounce Everybody in the house for the half an ounce Not weed, I make coke to pass it down We don't want ***, better ask around B12 throws the bomb, it's fashion town Bazaar, your mom is passin' out Get her ass on the couch before she cratches out *** that, someone help the non He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn Hey Vi, you see me steppin' on these leprechauns? They gotta be acid cause the X is gone Yeah, I took a Mordhau with some Parmesan And I think my arm is gone I'm probably numb, dumb, dumb, and full of cum And I think he about to swallow his tongue Scary ass, it was a false alarm You think about to die when I just got on? You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new *** Yeah, I think I get too much This substance equals cuffs Red pills, blue pills, and green Big pills, masculine I take a couple offers I down a couple downers But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to Mushroom Mountain Once or twice, but who's countin'? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills They put two guns in 80 of us Shady brothers, ladies lovers That's why our baby mothers love us But they hate each other They probably want to take each other out And date each other Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh Pop pills, pills of pop Pop two pills on the steps I walk Smoke two lines that were filled with chalk Thought I was incredible and killed the hawk I want to roll away like a roller blade Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days So when I'm old and gray, look for dope to smoke No old dicko, I'm back on my nose for coke Am I supposed to choke? Had an accident when the Trojan broke Aw, poor baby, born by a *** lady Now I gotta strangle her You're crazy I pop four weeds at one time And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine There's bizarre smoke craftman Can't get jobs cause our arms so trash Why they let you niggas think I rap? We do it just to get your company hijacked And if you like smack, then I might too I just wanna get high like you When I don't give a damn if they white or blue Swing, shroom, down to volumes Even smoke weed out of vacuums I just cop some and I'm going back soon I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to Mushroom Mountain Once or twice, but who's counting? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I'm at a rave looking like a slave High off chronic Gin and tonic, demonic Body smell like vomit Pussy popping, acid dropping, dope heady high And when mescaline pencil legs wanna try Blue pills, golden seals Got bizarre acting ill drug skills Yeah, right Bitch, I'm for real Shut your mouth, you dirty slut You know you want it in your butt I'll put it in your cut Let bizarre not I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to Mushroom Mountain Once or twice, but who's counting? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills 30 dozen, 80 of us Shady brothers, ladies lovers That's why our baby mothers love us But they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out and date each other But they hate each other Thanks for watching!