Well, I saw the thing coming out of the sky It had one long horn and one big eye I commenced a-shakin' and I said, ooh-wee It looks like a purple peep-a-leader to me It was a one-eyed, one-horned, five-purple peep-a-leader One-eyed, one-horned, five-purple peep-a-leader One-eyed, one-horned, five-purple peep-a-leader Sure looks strange to me Well, it came down to earth and it lit in a tree I said, Mr. Purple Peep-a-Leader, don't eat me I heard him say in a voice so rough I wouldn't eat you, cause you're so tough It was a one-eyed, one-horned, five-purple peep-a-leader One-eyed, one-horned, five-purple peep-a-leader One-eyed, one-horned, five-purple peep-a-leader Sure looks strange to me I said, Mr. Purple Peep-a-Leader, what's your line? He said, eating purple people and it sure is fine But that's not the reason that I came to land I want to get a job in a rock-and-roll band Well, bless my soul, rock-and-roll fine Purple peep-a-leader, pigeon-toed, under-clothed Fine purple peep-a-leader We will show our children Friendly little peep-a-leader What a sight to see And then he swung from the tree And he laid on the ground And he started to rock, really rocking around It was a crazy ditty with the swinging tunes Sing-a-bop-bop-a-boop-a-lop-a-loom-bam-boom Well, bless my soul, rock-and-roll fine Purple peep-a-leader, pigeon-toed, under-clothed Fine purple peep-a-leader I like short shorts Fine purple peep-a-leader What a sight to see And well, he went on his way And what do you know? I saw him last night on the TV show He was a-blowing it out, really knocking them dead Playing rock-and-roll music to the horn on his head Tequila