Hey old man,
can I tell you all my problems?
Can I tell you how it feels to be me?
Hey old man,
you don't know how good you got it
How does it feel to be so free?
I've got more work than time,
been promoted two more times
My boy wants me to play,
my girl can talk all day
The dog needs to be walked,
my wife says we should talk
The toys are everywhere,
it's more than I can bear
And I've got problems,
I've got problems
He said I agree,
I can see You got a job, you got a girl
Who thinks you rock her world You got a house,
you got a car
You got a dog out in the yard You got two kids who think you're smart
They signed your cards with little hearts And you got problems
Yeah, you got problems, alright
He said, hey young man,
can I tell you all my problems?
Can I tell you how it feels to be me?
Hey young man,
you don't know how good you got it
How does it feel to still have dreams?
My wife died way too soon,
my boy joined a car view
My back hurts all the time,
I haven't worked since 99
The TV news is bad,
makes you think the world's gone mad
And you got problems Yeah,
you got problems, alright
He said you got a job,
you got a girl Who thinks you rock her world
You got a house,
you got a car You got a dog out in the yard
You got two kids who think you're smart
They signed your cards with little hearts
And you got problems Yeah,
you got problems, alright
You've got problems Yeah,
you've got problems