We're having a lovely time, wish you were here We're having a lovely time, wish you were here Lots of Frankfurters and people who hugged us in Germany We haven't played since yesterday There's just ten more shows and one week to go We'd all like to go, but we won't We're having a lovely time, wish you were here We pass the spaghetti, bad vibes like confetti in Italy We go by train and not by plane We come home by car, it wasn't too far to drive home by car Hope you're well at home, next week I'll try to phone Not very long to go, I'll tell you when I'm coming home as soon as I know We're having a lovely time, wish you were here There's lots of French fries, disapproving eyes in the USA Too bad no shows since I don't know There's just one thing more, we've been here too long, the money's all gone We're having a lovely time, wish you were here There's kangaroos with bad news in Australia Gone off the plane for drinking beer So long on the plane, it drove us insane So long on the plane Hope you're well at home, next week I'll try to phone Not very long to go, I'll tell you when I'm coming home as soon as I know We're having a lovely time, wish you were here We've done very well, but we've been to hell and heaven as well