I've been away for college, was the baddest geek around
He's been doing everything but make his parents proud
He tried his best to study hard but still he got too drunk
Won lots of beer pong tournaments but still he had to flunk
His ex-girlfriend got a girlfriend
His Barbie tried a female Kenbo
And the white ball hits the red cup
He's the baddest fucker in the frat club
Then he does the pong dance
The pong dance
Diam bore müs
Arghh
He never touched a cigarette but tried to smoke the joints
Depends who he's with All he's using a cigarette





And some the lungs And sometimes might mistake this taxi
You never touched a cigarette But try to smoke a joint
he coughed and soon he felt regret just screaming what's the point and every time he saw this girl
his face would turn to red even though he told the guys that got her into bed but when you see
him at the table he turns out to be rather stable and when the white ball hits the red cup
he's the baddest fucker in the frat club then he does the pong dance
then he does the pong dance