I've been away for college, was the baddest geek aroundHe's been doing everything but make his parents proudHe tried his best to study hard but still he got too drunkWon lots of beer pong tournaments but still he had to flunkHis ex-girlfriend got a girlfriendHis Barbie tried a female KenboAnd the white ball hits the red cupHe's the baddest fucker in the frat clubThen he does the pong danceThe pong danceDiam bore müsArghhHe never touched a cigarette but tried to smoke the jointsDepends who he's with All he's using a cigaretteAnd some the lungs And sometimes might mistake this taxiYou never touched a cigarette But try to smoke a jointhe coughed and soon he felt regret just screaming what's the point and every time he saw this girlhis face would turn to red even though he told the guys that got her into bed but when you seehim at the table he turns out to be rather stable and when the white ball hits the red cuphe's the baddest fucker in the frat club then he does the pong dancethen he does the pong dance