Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough
Everybody's hunting a solution
To the problem of pollution
The faster you breathe, the faster you leave
Everybody's worried about pollution
They say way out in California
That smog is the next thing to death
A man runs lamp Arizona
Old soul is just trying to catch his breath
Everybody's hunting a solution
To the problem of pollution
With your next gasp your lungs might collapse
Everybody's worried about pollution
This year I went to the Mardi Gras
I went down there to find the Cajun Queen
But I couldn't tell the boys from the girls
When the hippies polluted New Orleans
Everybody's hunting a solution
To the problem of pollution
When the visibility is minus it clogs up my sinus
Everybody's worried about pollution
To the problem of pollution
My mother-in-law ain't helping with her drinking
Her breath will cut down a tree
She took a bath in the Mississippi
And polluted Everstream in Tennessee
Everybody's hunting a solution
To the problem of pollution
The faster you breathe
The faster you leave
Everybody's worried about pollution
Everybody's worried about pollution
I believe I've got eczema
It don't do something
It's gonna re-eliminate all of us