Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, coughEverybody's hunting a solutionTo the problem of pollutionThe faster you breathe, the faster you leaveEverybody's worried about pollutionThey say way out in CaliforniaThat smog is the next thing to deathA man runs lamp ArizonaOld soul is just trying to catch his breathEverybody's hunting a solutionTo the problem of pollutionWith your next gasp your lungs might collapseEverybody's worried about pollutionThis year I went to the Mardi GrasI went down there to find the Cajun QueenBut I couldn't tell the boys from the girlsWhen the hippies polluted New OrleansEverybody's hunting a solutionTo the problem of pollutionWhen the visibility is minus it clogs up my sinusEverybody's worried about pollutionTo the problem of pollutionMy mother-in-law ain't helping with her drinkingHer breath will cut down a treeShe took a bath in the MississippiAnd polluted Everstream in TennesseeEverybody's hunting a solutionTo the problem of pollutionThe faster you breatheThe faster you leaveEverybody's worried about pollutionEverybody's worried about pollutionI believe I've got eczemaIt don't do somethingIt's gonna re-eliminate all of us