Facing false allegations,
don't seek felicitations,
or good prognostications.
They won't be,
your legal expectations,
will bypass all the stations,
defying good relations.
You may have done no wrong,
your morals may be strong,
you'll want to scream and shout,
and let it all hang out,
but I am warning you,
the verdict's never true,
whatever you do,
plead guilty.
You'll never get a break,
they'll tie you to the stake,
get out for heaven's sake,
plead guilty.
Your breathing grubby wig,
says if you give a fig,
the sentence will be big,
unless he comes up with a solution,
just deals with prosecution,
the judge in restitution,
will bow to prostitution,
and you'll go almost free,
that's how the law will be,
whatever
you do,
plead guilty.
The jury doesn't care,
they wish they wasn't there,
they only hope you'll dare,
plead guilty.
The law ignores the truth,
no need for any proof,
justice remains aloof,
plead guilty.
When you're in jail for years,
don't bother shedding tears,
never trust men in gowns,
who
are there to put you down,
they only want to screw you for just being you,
don't whatever
you do,
plead guilty.
Don't whatever you do,
plead guilty.