A man lives at the corner of the street And his neighbours think he's helpful and he's sweet But he never swears and he always shakes your boy in the hand But no one knows he really is a plastic man He's got a plastic heart, plastic teeth and jaw He's got plastic ears and plastic nose He's got plastic lips and eyes, plastic teeth and gums And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum Plastic man, cut and break Plastic man, don't feel no pain Plastic people look the same He's got a kickin' *** mouth, chest on his face Pull his nose all over the place He's got this figure, all this grace Plastic man He's got plastic flowers growing out the wall He eats plastic food with a plastic knife in his mouth He likes plastic cups and saucers cos they never rain And he likes to lick his gravy off a plastic plate Plastic man, cut and break Plastic man, don't feel no pain Plastic people look the same He's got a kickin' *** mouth, chest on his face Pull his nose all over the place He's got this figure, all this grace Plastic man He's got a plastic wife who wears a plastic mask And his children wanna be plastic like their dad He's got a burning smile that makes you think he understands But no one ever gets the truth from plastic man Plastic man