Check 1, 2. This song right here is dedicated to all the soccer moms all across the world.Can I get more cowbells please?Give me a lot of cowbell on this song.I'm a plain white rapper in a minivan.I'm just a plain white rapper in a minivan.I'm just a plain white rapper in a minivan.And I'm sitting on twenties.They're a liar.Okay, they're really eighteens, but I keep them clean.I got a red minivan from 1996.Toyota Previa to be exact, actually.And the window's broke and you know I won't ever get it fixed.Which is pretty pathetic, actually.I'm bumping veggie tails and I ain't even got any kids.Yeah, so what? I listen to veggie tails, so what?People think I'm nuts, but I just told them this.What'd you tell them?I'm a plain white rapper in a minivan.I'm just a plain white rapper in a minivan.I'm just a plain white rapper in a minivan.And I'm sitting on twentieths rims.Okay, they're really sixteens, but I keep them clean.To all the soccer moms taking all your kids to karate.Keep sipping on your mocha-choco-froca-loca-mocha-chocolates.Soy, low-fat, low-kai, mocha, Starbucks.This song's dedicated to all of you and everybody.Tweezy got love for the soccer moms.So get your hands up right now if you really want to party.Come on, stick them up high. Here we go.Cause I'm a plain white rapper in a minivan.I'm just a plain white rapper in a minivan.I'm just a plain white rapper in a minivan.And I'm sitting on twentieths rims.Stop lying.Okay, they're really fourteens, but I keep them clean.You're such a liar.Once upon a time a turtle hit my car at Interstate 75.This is a true story. It really did happen.And the poor little turtle crawled off the highway and he died.Single teardrop.I stood there on the roadside and I wanted to cry.Poor little turtle.Except the fact the stupid turtle made my engine overheat and the car almost fried.It cost me $300.But I'm okay.Yeah, it's alright.Because I'm a plain white rapper in a minivan.I'm just a plain white rapper in a minivan.I'm just a plain white rapper in a minivan.And I'm sitting on twentieths rims.