I just can't stop crying
This melodrama in my head
You got me all inspired To set some common sense on fire
Too late to quit while I'm ahead
One, two, one, two Well my pity party's over
And I'm sorry it went so long
Too bad you couldn't make it
But it really wasn't all that fun Whoa,
misery sucks to be me
Waiting for the sun Well my pity party's over
Ain't too glad that that's all done
I wanted to tell you not to leave me in my puddle of tears
But the eagle said,
get out and go home I should put on my pants,
get over it
But I just wanna eat a pint of ice cream in the dark all alone
Or when I'm sick of sitting solo I'll call you
on the phone so you can tell me what I wanna hear
Well I'll be bitchin',
moanin',
whining,
groaning
Watching all my friends disappear
My pity party's over And I'm sorry it went so long
Too bad you couldn't make it But it really wasn't all that fun
Whoa, misery
sucks to be me Waiting for the sun
Well my pity party's over Ain't too glad that that's all done
Boo hoo,
somebody feed that girl
Well I remember when my mama sat me down And she said,
baby when you're dumb you gotta
be tough But mommy, other people do it wrong
And other people take too long So gimme it,
I'll do it myself
But when I'm sick of getting nowhere Hungry
as hell and there ain't no more midnight
oil to burn Get her a burger,
taco,
see you tomorrow
When's that little girl gonna learn?
Well my pity party's over And I'm sorry it went so long
Too bad you couldn't make it But it really wasn't all that fun
Whoa, misery
sucks to be me Waiting for the sun
My pity party's over Ain't too glad that that's all done
You're not invited It doesn't matter cause you're not invited
That's fine,
you're not invited I don't care cause you weren't invited
Ain't too glad So, so glad
I'm done