5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Oh, I was feelin' the pain Yes, I was flyin' seven miles high
And she was swingin' through the clouds, yeah And then she caught my eye
And then she swung to the right As I fell through the barricade
But I was feelin' pretty fragile On account of the night before
And as soon as I was done I hit the stool and then the floor
I said, for ***'s sake, get a good hold of the stool
Yeah, I was drunk as a load And I was tryin' to be twice as cool
And as I tried to stand up on the river god almighty floor
I hit my head on the floor as I fell back on the floor, yeah
Well, the barman said, hey, Chris, hey, hit that ***in' door
Oh, I said, come on, mister, I'm givin' up for you free
Could I have two for the lady And I'd like a lemonade
Oh, and we'd both be outta here just that fast
She said, I'll have a double brandy And a feast till you fill my glass
She held her tongue in my ear And I had both hands on her head
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So I said, come on, love, catch these kids to my car
It's parked just around the corner But I'm sure that corner can't be that far
She said, okay, Ronnie, baby, oh, here's my plan
We'll take a runner for the back door Cause the bouncer's my old man
Oh, and he's one mean *** Let's get outta here as fast as we can
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It was about that time this gorilla came a-crashin' in
Oh, he had arms like a teacher And a great big grinning chin
And he was feelin' like a madman as he came a-chargin' in
And I thought, oh, my God, this must be the end
Oh, and the next time I remember that the ambulance was takin' me in
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