During the summer, I tour with my kids
and we'll do like a kid activity during the day
and then I'll do a show at night.
Usually the kid activity is like a zoo or a park.
When we were in Erie, Pennsylvania,
we went on a pirate boat ride,
which was pretty authentic
because when I think of Lake Erie,
I think of all them pirates
storming the shores of western Pennsylvania.
There were like 50 kids.
They were all dressed like pirates.
I felt like I was at a children's Jimmy Buffett concert.
And I tell you,
those kids were having that time of their lives.
Kids love to dress like pirates.
The murderers and rapists that pirates were.
And we think it's adorable.
It's so cute.
He looks just like one of those sociopaths
who terrorized the Caribbean.
We let our kids dress like murderers.
Darth Vader, that genocidal lunatic
it's fun.
The devil, it's cute.
Hitler, no.
No parent wants to explain that one.
Why is your boy dressed like Hitler?
He's fascinated with the Third Reich.
He gets it from his father.
His father's man cave is all Hitler swag.
Laughter
Laughter