Now I've got a guy and his name is Dooley He's my guy and I love him truly
He's not good looking, heaven knows But I'm wild about his crazy clothes
He wears tan shoes with pink shoelaces A polka dot vest and man, oh man
He wears tan shoes with pink shoelaces And a big Panama with a purple hat band
He takes me deep sea fishing in a submarine We go to drive-in movies in a limousine
He's got a Port Liberty and a 12-foot yacht Ah, but that's not all he's got
He's got tan shoes with pink shoelaces A polka dot vest and man, oh man
He wears tan shoes with pink shoelaces And a big Panama with a purple hat band
Now Dooley had a feeling we were going to war So he went out and enlisted in a fighting corps
But he landed in the rig for a raid in such a storm
When they tried to put him in a uniform
He walked out and enlisted in a fighting corps
He wanted tan shoes with pink shoelaces A polka dot vest and man, oh man
He wanted tan shoes with pink shoelaces And a big Panama with a purple hat band
Now one day Dooley started feeling sick And he decided that he better make his will out quick
He said, just before the angels come to carry me
I'll walk it down and write on how to bury me
I'm wearing tan shoes with pink shoelaces And a big Panama with a purple hat band
He's got tan shoes with pink shoelaces A polka dot vest and man, oh man
He gave me tan shoes with pink shoelaces And a big Panama with a purple hat band
And a big Panama with a purple hat band