Now I've got a guy, and his name's Dooley He's my guy, and I love him truly He's not good-lookin', hellin' knows But I'm wild about his crazy clothes He wears zip-tie and shoes with pink shoelaces A polka dot vest and man, oh man He wears zip-tie and shoes with pink shoelaces And a big Panama with a purple hat band He takes me deep-sea fishin' in a submarine We go to drive-in movies in a limousine He's got a whirly-burly and a twelve-foot yacht Ah, but that's not all he's got He's got zip-tie and shoes with pink shoelaces A polka dot vest and man, oh man He wears zip-tie and shoes with pink shoelaces And a big Panama with a purple hat band Now, Dooley had a feelin' we were goin' to war So he went out and enlisted in a fightin' corps But he landed in the brink for raisin' such a storm When they tried to put him in a uniform He wanted zip-tie and shoes with pink shoelaces A polka dot vest and man, oh man He wanted zip-tie and shoes with pink shoelaces And a big Panama with a purple hat band Now, one day Dooley started feelin' sick And he decided that he'd better make his will out quick He said, just before the angels come to carry me I want a down rate on how to bury me A-wearin' tan shoes with pink shoelaces A polka dot vest and man, oh man He'll give me tan shoes with pink shoelaces And a big Panama with a purple hat band And a big Panama with a purple hat band