Pigs Can't Swim
Summer Rays
I know off that lofty beastie
Would take off from that gum tree
But never he grew
wingsies, so down
to earth came he
Pigs can't swim and pigs can't fly
The pigs can see the wind go by
Pigs make lovely household friends
As the winter comes and summer ends
To swim was his next intention
And so to
get attention
The river he didn't mention
Ooh, a stubborn pig
was he
Pigs can't swim, pigs can't fly
The pigs can see the wind go by
Pigs make lovely household friends
As the winter comes and summer ends
He said, take me to the water
And I'll swim like a
lip-snotter
So I filled the bath with water
And said, I kept me word, you see
Pigs can't swim
and pigs can't fly
The pigs can see the wind go by
Pigs make lovely household friends
As the winter comes and summer ends
Are you proud of me, I asked him
Will our friendship not be lost
But he told me I had
crossed him, no river
could he see
Pigs can't swim, pigs can't fly
The pigs can see the wind go by
Pigs make lovely household friends
As the winter comes and summer ends
Will you take me there tomorrow
In a pig's eye
I said, with sorrow
So he drowned himself in the bathtub
And I had pork chops
for meat
Pigs can't swim, pigs can't fly
The pigs can see the wind go by
Pigs make lovely household friends
When winter comes and summer ends
I'll lie in the morning
I'll lie in the morning
I'll lie in the morning
Before the break of day
I'll lie in the morning
I'll lie in the morning
I'll lie in the morning