When I was a baby

I was so happy

I played

With my friends

In the mud

Wilbur and Jack

and Otis and Beaty

We were a gang

You gotta

Believe me Momma would scold us

If we got too rough

She didn't care

She was proud of us

I ran around

And talked

To the animals

Tellin' them stories

Of savage cannibals Then I got older

And noticed a girl

First I was sure

I didn't exist to her

I sulked around

But I didn't know why

Then she put her cheek

On my shoulder and I

Was lookin' at her and

She was lookin at me

We started to smile

It was our destiny

Tina was her name

She was my cutie pie

I forgot about the things

That I used to like I spent all my time

Followin' her around

My friends all made

The whiplash sound

They understood

They was happy

For me

And everyone clapped

When I asked her

To marry me And she said yes

And we felt so fine

We lost track

Of the passin' of time

Before I knew it

We had our own babies

Gina and Sannon and Katie and Gabe But now

I've got to die

I've lived a good life

I've got no complaints I'd like to thank

Farmer Pete

For bringing me scraps

Of food that I could eat

He always had

A smile on his face

He didn't want

To think of this day It's finally here

It's finally here

Oh, oh, oh

They called me pig

They called me pig When I was a baby

I was so happy

I played

With my friends

In the mud