My wife got one of her nipples pierced.
A lot of people are into that, I'm not.
She did it anyway.
Whatever.
I was talking to a girl the other
day that had her tongue pierced twice
and had a chain running between the two piercings.
I don't get it.
I asked her why she did it and she said
it helps my boyfriend enjoy oral ***.
And I'm like,
no it doesn't.
Try flicking his frenulum with something.
Get a feather duster.
Belly button piercing, now that's fine.
Gotta be on the right girl though.
That tan girl at the park with the low slung faded jeans
and the little pink half shirt and the little silver hoop.
Sexy.
But,
have you seen these women that pierce their fat roll?
Now I'm not being an ass, I've got
a huge gut too,
but you're never gonna see me at the
mall in a tube top with like a horseshoe
poking through there.
I own a mirror.
My wife got one of her nipples pierced.
Didn't ask me anything about it either.
I just came home from the road one day and
she opened up her robe and there it was.
And I was like.
She goes, what's the matter?
Don't you think it looks ***y?
I said,
it looks like the plug in my grandmother's bathtub.
Yeah, here's a good idea.
Don't ever * say that.