Monday morning was a VIP, Tuesday night they didn't want to know me Wednesday night drank sour grapes, must have smoked near on 50 straight Friday wondered where Thursday went, Saturday failed to pay my rent Sunday found me in the church to sing, if you got a little heaven won't you send it my way Remember me, I'm Petey, feel like 60, more like 35 Remember me, I'm Petey, feel like 60, more like 35 Remember me Took a trip way across the sea, right through Holland and Germany Played the tourist at Frankfurt Zoo, the monkey said, who the hell are you? Who the hell are you? Remember me, I'm Petey, feel like 60, more like 35 Remember me, I'm Petey, feel like 60, more like 35 Remember me I was sailing along, yes I was singing a song, yes I was singing a song to you He was sailing along, yes he was singing a song, yes he was singing a song to you Remember me Well I wouldn't say that I was overproud, but it seems to me I've got to shout out loud No one ever seems to recognise me, I think I'll be coming out the other three Oh no you won't Remember me, I'm Petey, feel like 60, more like 35 Remember me, I'm Petey, feel like 60, more like 35 Remember me What do you think fellas? It's not jokey It's a jokey me Remember me I've got to play drums all day long, I can't wait to see it I've seen it, I've seen it Remember me I think it's great Remember me I tell you what Remember me Remember me Stop it Remember me Thank you