Want some bacon? No, man, I don't eat pork. Are you Jewish? No, I ain't Jewish. I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Why not? Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Paw chops taste good. Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know, because I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and root in ***. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothing that ain't got sense enough to eat their own feces. How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces. I don't eat dog either. Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? Well, we have to be talking about one charming motherfucking pig. You know what I'm saying? Ha, ha, ha.