Sittin' on the front porch with a cold one in my hand, people watchin', watchin' Young couple on the corner, lookin' like forever, and sweet-talkin', talkin' There's an old man with a cane, I think Jethro is his name He's havin' a little trouble out of street crossin' But I'm not goin' nowhere, I'm just sittin' right here, people watchin' Miss Tina in her tight dress, high heels on, oh I guess she's goin' downtown The old men all aflutter, elbowin' each other when she comes around Mmm, mmm, oh I think my beer is gettin' low, why does that seem to happen to me so often? But I ain't goin' nowhere, I'm just sittin' right here, people watchin' Everybody's got a story, everybody's got a song I could sit and hit forever while the parade keeps marchin' On and on and on, all along, people watchin' Everybody's got a story, everybody's got a song I could sit and hit forever while the parade keeps marchin' On and on and on, all along, people watchin' I still wonder if there's someone watchin' me while I'm people watchin' It's better than anything that's on TV, people watchin' People watchin' People watchin'