[Run-***.C.]
Run-***.C., the Kings of Queens
and we in this month's Penthouse, Magazine
You can find out things that you never knew
About Run-***.C. in the April issue [***.C.]
Like, I was a kid, this is what I did
I ***bed a Penthouse, and then I hid
I peeked at the pictures, but never knew [Run]
There are a lot of def articles to read, too [***.C.]
You'll find out in our interview
About what is a lie, and what is true
So now I read it, instead of just look it
You know you'll need it, to know what's cookin
So *** your April Penthouse, and put it in your hands [Run]
It's available now at your favorite newsstand, RRRR-AHH! [announcer]
Also, in the April issue of Penthouse
a special edition of Four Magazine, absolutely free