shame was really big in my household wasp culture yeah it works let me tell you something
shame works okay it is a very powerful tool like everything stuck with me that my mom shamed me
for like when i was in high school i got hpv because i was you know very popular
thank you thank you so much and it would have been a great opportunity for my mom to like sit
down with her teenage daughter talk about safe *** she decided to go a different direction though
she called me a * * yeah in front of dr feinstein
i was like mom i'm trying to * dr feinstein
what are you doing right now he was like ma'am i'm not interested not because you're 16 but
because i just told you that you have hpv like what did you forget this part of the conversation
i don't understand yeah i uh can i be real with you guys and
tell you what actually happened to me in high school i was just like oh my god i'm not interested

you a real story it's kind of sad buckle your seatbelts everybody it's a real story unfortunately
it's not about dr feinstein he was a * babe different doctor in my life okay different
doctor in my life recently my pediatrician went to prison for say it with me everybody
tax fraud
no it's pedophilia but also tax fraud and they got him they got him on the big p though big p
and i should just get this out of the way so we can all relax and have fun nothing happened with
me which should be pretty obvious because i'd be a lot funnier an * wasn't thinking about my
future right what a jerk but it was like huge news my local town obviously so my mom sends around
this article to me my brother and my sister and i just look at this and i was like oh my god this
is crazy so i call her and her reaction she just goes really i always knew
i have a good intuition about these kind of things my lane and i was just like
then why did you send all three of your kids there mom
also i'm the youngest like what the what is happening and she dead ass this was her response
she goes what was i supposed to do may lane drive around massachusetts looking for someone who takes
my insurance i was like yes
now i need a therapist that takes my insurance
and i looked into this guy because i was fascinated by it turns out when he got out of prison
they couldn't take away his medical certification because he never had one
it was some crazy ass loophole so it turns out my mom never sent me to a pediatrician
just a pedophile
yeah kind of crazy
she also sent me to a private art teacher who went to jail for the same reason the pedophilia
not the tax fraud and i didn't get touched there either so i was just a really ugly kid
i don't know
yeah i'm surprised my mom did that to my brother though not to me and my sister but to my brother
because moms are * weird about their sons aren't they they're very weird about yes there
was an enthusiastic yes moms are super weird about their sons like i feel like i don't know
what's going on with them i don't know what's going on with them i don't know what's going on with them
but like every mom of an ex-boyfriend i've ever had has the same energy i'll be like oh it's so nice
to finally meet you my name is may and they're like let's not be a sweetheart
if anyone around here is gonna be * my son it's gonna be me
all right thanks a lot guys i have to go dance with my dad
thank you thank you so much you guys have been a wonderful
you