You know what somebody called me today?
A metro sexual.
Is that like a local term or something?
I don't even know what it means.
I'm sitting there getting a pedicure reading Vogue.
My wife got me a certificate to get a pedicure
because she thinks my feet are nasty.
And I went down there and this poor old Asian woman
is trying to reshape my big toe into like a regular-sized toe.
And she's got this carrot peeler kind of
a tool that she's using to scrape away
years of neglected dead skin off these
dogs and she has a genuinely disgusted
look on her face.
And she looks at me and she goes,
pedicure not only for you.
Now why I thought that would be funny,
I can't remember.
Maybe I did it wrong.
Pedicure not only for you.
Nope.
A pedicure not only for you need punchline.
Punchline.
Make a mental note.
Joke not finish.
And punchline, make funny for everyone.