♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I'm not a fiend of full zero pleasures I love beer, whiskey and gin Every swallow lifts up my hot spirits Sip by sip with pulling me in After a while the procedure would alter The cap goes up and I'm instantly drunk One sound yet I'm happy Paradise by the opening plank Hear the bottle open It takes me away Can't control my body So I must obey I hear the fizz I hear the plop And it occurs to me I am Pavlov's dog I hear the fizz I start to drool And it occurs to me I am Pavlov's fool ♪ ♪ ♪ My life is great The parties come easy What's this curse falling on, on me? Bottle opens, I'm starting to tumble Feeling numb, my eyes just won't see I'm getting sick by the sound of the bottle My head explodes by an opening can I got one hangover Party's over before it's begun Hear the bottle open It takes me away Can't control my body So I must obey I hear the fizz I hear the plop And now I realize I am Pavlov's dog I hear the fizz I start to drool And now I realize I am Pavlov's fool ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Hear the bottle open It takes me away Can't control my body So I must obey I hear the fizz I hear the plop And now I realize I am Pavlov's dog I hear the fizz I start to drool And now I realize I am Pavlov's fool ♪ ♪ I hear the fizz I hear the plop And now I realize I am Pavlov's dog I hear the fizz I start to drool And now I realize I am Pavlov's fool Oof!