I met Paul McCartney at an LA after party
In a tux made by Armani
Wondering what I'm doing here
We were about to leave and our friend Greg asked
If we'd like to meet him
No one would believe me
Except I swear my mom was there
One foot in front of the other
They
tell you don't meet your heroes Now I'm shaking his hand
I don't know what I expected Turns out he's just a man
Forgot to ask for a picture So now nobody knows
I met Paul McCartney He was like Jesus but taller
Laying untied on my placard He was messing with my collar
He was high,
asked why I wore it this way I told him it's a mistake
I changed it earlier today from a clip on
They tell you don't meet your heroes Now I'm shaking his hand
I don't know what I expected Turns out he's just a man
Forgot to ask for a picture So now nobody knows
Bet the reason I make
music Is my dad played Let It Be on 45
But I just talked about the weather
He said I can't tie a bowtie
I said Paul neither can I And both our
wives just rolled their eyes
And how helpless we both can be Guess I've got that going for me
One foot in front of the other One foot in front of the other
Someone said have fun in Fiji Turned and it was Dave Grohl
He was
talking survivor With survivor Seth Gross
Asked Maren where the hell are we She said who the hell knows
One foot in front of the other
One foot in front of the other