I'm lost at my laptop password hell I can't remember and I shouldn't tell
Oh my silly little life is not my own Cos it's been stolen by my mobile phone
It's online this and online that I need a human, I just need to chat
Oh my silly little life is not my own Cos it's been stolen by my mobile phone
There's scammers to the left and scammers to my right
These faceless fiends, there's nothing left to fight
I'm trying to understand with all my might
The ceaseless contraption, I'm up all night
It's computer this and computer that
No I haven't got a printer, I could have spat
I'm used to letters, cheques And cash
Now it's online banking Oh what a hush
Oh my silly little life is not my own
Cos it's been stolen
By my mobile phone