Hey, leave a message.
Hey, call me back when you get there
Or when you've got a minute
We really need to talk
Wait, you know what, maybe just forget it
Cause by the time you get there
Your number might be blocked
Stay, and blah, blah, blah
You just want what you can't have
You just want what you can't have

No way, I'll call the cops
If you don't stop, I'll call your dad
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
Happy birthday, by the way
It's not you, it's me
And all that other bullshit
You know that's bullshit
Don't you, babe?
I'm not your party favorite
Look, now I know
We could've done it better
But we can't change the weather
And the weather's coming up
Books don't make sense
If you're reading backwards
You'll single out the wrong words
Like you miss your own words
And you'll hear stay
And blah, blah, blah
You just want what you can't have
No way, I'll call the cops
If you don't stop, I'll call your dad
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
Happy birthday, by the way

It's not you, it's me
And all that other bullshit
You know that's bullshit
Don't you, babe?
I'm not your party favorite
It's not you, it's me
And all that other bullshit