When I was only three,
My mama said to me,
"Don't go screwin' a skanky hor,
Or you're gonna get vd"

When I was seventeen,
I boned a cooky bitch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up,
And my croth began to itch

But that's when I totally knew,
What God wanted me to do,

Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
*** all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
I'm gonna *** all night and party all day

Check it out
Now I'm in a bitchin' band,
And I'm banging every night
I don't care if she's a trailer hoe,
And she's got three freakin eyes

I get up in the afternoon,
Cuz I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons,
While the s*** polishes my knob

Smoke and drink and screw,
That's what I was born to do,

Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
*** all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
I'm gonna *** all night and party all day

Now God's looking down on me,
Saying, Hey man, way to be

Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
*** all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
*** all night and party all day

Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
*** all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
*** all night and party

*** *** *** yeah,
*** yeah!

... *** yeah, dude