There's certain things you're supposed to know When you're a girl who grows up in the South I try to use my common sense But my foot always ends up in my mouth And if I had to walk the runway in high heels In front of the whole town, I'd fall down My mama cried when she realized I ain't pageant material I'm always higher than my hair And it ain't that I don't care about world peace But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on stage I ain't exactly miscongenial Sometimes I talk before I think I've tried to fake it, but I can't I'd rather lose for what I am Than win for what I ain't God bless the girls who smile and hug When they're called out as a runner up on TV I wish I could, but I just can't Wear a smile when I smile ain't what I'm feeling And who's to say I'm a 9.5 or a 4.0 If you don't even know me Life ain't always roses and penny hoes And I ain't pageant material I'm always higher than my hair And it ain't that I don't care about world peace But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on stage I ain't exactly miscongenial Sometimes I talk before I think I've tried to fake it, but I can't I'd rather lose for what I am Than win for what I ain't I ain't pageant material The only crown is in my glass They won't be handing me a sash And that's okay, cause there's no way You'll ever see me in a swimsuit on a stage I ain't exactly miscongenial Sometimes I talk before I think I've tried to fake it, but I can't I'd rather lose for what I am Than win for what I ain't Yeah, I'd rather lose for what I am Than win for what I ain't Than win for what I ain't Thanks for watching!