Georgie made the most delicious cookies.
Georgie baked them in his special pan.
All his friends who tried them said that folks would buy them
if they're packaged nice and fancy by the famous package man.
So Georgie rode his bike down to the factory,
walked inside, his cookie in his hand.
Hi, my name is Georgie.
I want to sell this cookie.
You were wise to come and see me, Georgie.
I'm the package man.
I am the package man.
I am the package man.
I can pack-a-gag a package like no other packer
can.
I'll make it box-a-dacious,
pack-a-strophic,
really swell.
A cookie's just a cookie.
It's
the package that'll sell.
He turned to his assistant who was standing close behind.
He
said, take this cookie, Snooki.
We've a package to design.
Let's see.
Where should we start?
Hey,
I've got it.
Wrap the cookie of thin paper in neon pink might work quite well.
Yeah,
I think that hot pink paper would be absolutely swell.
Because a cookie's just a cookie.
It's the package that'll sell.
I never thought of it that way.
Of course you didn't.
Now,
place the hot pink paper cookie in a decorator box.
Big enough to catch their eye from halfway down the block.
Ooh, a decorator box.
That'll really ring their bell.
And of course the hot pink paper would be absolutely swell.
Because a cookie's just a cookie.
It's the package that'll sell.
I can see it.
I can see it.
It's a vision.
We'll seal it all in shrink wrap,
double thick and hard to tear.
To keep the boxes shiny and protect them from the air.
Now the shrink wrap is important to preserve the taste and smell.
A decorator box, that'll really ring their bell.
And of course the hot pink paper would be absolutely swell.
Because a cookie's just a cookie.
It's the package that'll sell.
Gosh, this is awfully fun.
Work with me.
Work with me.
Put the shrink wrap boxed up cookie in a slick designer sack.
To make it more attractive.
We don't want it coming back.
Great.
Designer sacks are magic with a yuppie clientele.
Cute.
And the shrink wrap is important to preserve the taste and smell.
And a decorator box,
that'll really ring their bell.
And of course the hot pink paper would be absolutely swell.
Make it big.
Bigger, bigger.
It's the package that will sell.
Genius, boss.
Have you ever doubted it?
Now of course this brilliant package will be traveling out of state.
So wrap it all in bubble pack and stick it in a heavy crate.
Oh boy, oh boy.
The crate which you're protected on the truck and piece it fell.
Designer sacks are magic with a yuppie clientele.
Cute.
And the shrink wrap is important to preserve
the taste and smell.
And a decorator box,
that'll really ring their bell.
And of course the hot pink
paper would be absolutely swell.
Call a kid.
It's a wrap.
It's a package that will sell.
Georgie rode his bike back to the factory.
Saw the package.
Gosh, it's awfully big.
He opened up the crate and the bubble pack as well.
The sack by a designer,
whose name he couldn't spell.
Cute.
Then the shrink wrap package with its funny plastic smell.
Then the decorator box,
which didn't ring his bell.
Then he broke the paper wrapper and gave a dreadful yell.
Hey, there's nothing in this package.
It's just an empty shell.
You forgot the cookie, Snooki.
No, I didn't.
It was swell.
Boss, you told me I should snack it.
I said pack it.
Whoops.
Oh well.
Never mind about the cookie.
It's the package that will sell.
I am the package man.
I am the package man.
It was just a little cookie,
but it's gotten out of hand.
Keep your fancy packaging,
your lettering and wrappaging.
A little paper bag it can recycle.
We'll work grand.
He's wrong, Snooki.
The kid is totally wrong.
What do I always tell you?
You've got a shrink wrap and bubble pack.
I'm neatly stacked them and they've got to be crushed.
Fruit and leek, fruit, bug, fruit.
What's more, they've got to be sterilized.
I am the package man.
I can make the most delicious cookie.
I am the package man.
I am the package man.
Yes, I made the most delicious cookie.