When I was a kid I skinned my knee

And not one tear came out of me

Decided right then I was just born tough

And nothin' ain't ever gonna ruffle my feathers High school quarterback, football team

A revved up fine-tuned mean machine

And when I got sacked, I'd flash a grin

Saying what's the matter boys, can't you do any better? No pain, no gain, I couldn't get hurt

'Cause I didn't feel a thing

And then one day I saw your face

Now every thing's changed My heart's always hurtin', my legs are barely workin'

Feels so good to kiss you on the couch

Sweet mama, your daughter's makin' my eyes water

And only one word comes out of my mouth

Ouch Ache all over from your tender touch

You say my name and I get goosebumps

Well baby, this former man-of-steel is putty in your hands

And I love this feeling Those eyes, well, that dress

Cryin' uncle, it's no contest

It's all your fault, I fell in love

Now look what you've done My heart's always hurtin', my legs are barely workin'

Feels so good to kiss you on the couch

Sweet mama, your daughter's makin' my eyes water

And only one word comes out of my mouth

Ouch My heart's always hurtin', my legs are barely workin'

Feels so good to kiss you on the couch

Sweet mama, your daughter's makin' my eyes water

And only one word comes out of my mouth

Ouch Ouch, ouch

Oh baby, it hurt's so good