Open up the doghouse

Open up the doghouse

Rover, Rover, move it over

Two cats are comin' in Nat, you look like a man with a story , I sure have

I told my wife we oughta save money

That's the way it's gotta be, oh gotta, gotta be that way

She cancelled all her charge accounts, gave all the gold to me Well, I can't see what you did wrong

Why was your woman so upset?

Well, I put the money on a horse

And he hasn't showed up yet Open up the doghouse

Open up the doghouse

Rover, Rover, move it over

Two cats are comin' in Well, Dean, what's your problem? Here it is

I gave my wife a beautiful fur coat, you did?

Told her it was genuine mink, rich man I took her out to show it off

Then we stopped in for a drink, oh cocktails

Well, I know your wife was really thrilled

How come you two had a spat? Oh, it's easy, you see

It started to rain, the coat got wet

And mink just don't smell like that

Timber Open up the doghouse

Open up the doghouse

Rover, Rover, move it over

Two cats are comin' in Let's hear it, Nat, you know what

You know what though

What?

There's just one way to handle a woman Dean, we just got to treat 'em rough

We gotta slap 'em, that's right

We gotta show 'em who wears the pants

Cut out that sissy, sissy stuff Now it ain't no use to take abuse

Whenever they are cranky or cross

Let's put the women in their place

And we'll show them who's the boss Open up the doghouse

Two cats are comin' in