ABBA DO! DORA DRAENG, SO DORA! That's the only thing I can say! ABBA DO! DORA DRAENG, SO DORA! I could go on for ten months, but I'm not that stupid to say it to anyone! I want to be carried! It's very dangerous to go! You can't scold the adults at all! They just sit there on the hook and say, Who comes first to me? And when you've walked ten kilometers, and almost reached all the way there, they just move further back, and then they shout, Who comes first to me? And then little pussies fall, and then they all shout, ABBA DO! DORA DRAENG, SO DORA! I want to be carried! I'm over a year old! My mother has said that if I eat up, then I can be allowed to be two years old. She says I could have been three years old, if dad hadn't been so shy. Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes! Now I'm born too early, and now I'm born too late. I was lucky, I just made it to my birthday! ABBA DO! DORA DRAENG, SO DORA! Yes, I can imitate a hen. I can eat a reindeer. But then they all come and say, ABBA DO! The worst thing I know is to get up on the puzzle table. There are two mushrooms you can suck on. One tastes very good. And then the other. And then they all stick their legs out. And they lift one up and say, look at the nice number we have today! Come and see the nice number! And the little table is also nice! A DORA DRAENG! And you lie there and can't say anything, while they all stand there and growl. But the worst thing is when they say, can I have a little smile? Can I have a little smile? Then I laugh. Because I know if I don't do that, they'll start to kill me. And I laugh, and I laugh, and still they kill me. And I laugh, and I laugh, and still they kill me. And they kill me, and they kill me. And I'm just thinking, if they just wanted to kill each other, then maybe they could understand. But they just kill me, until I get stiff and wet all over my body, and fall down on the floor. And then they all shout, ABBA DO! DORA DRAENG! So DORA! Every morning, I wake up in the middle of the night, because my mother, she's not at home today. She's working in a nursery. I can't get there. I always have to wait when we have to go. And there are these stupid walls, with a long idiot string in them, that goes all the way down from one wall, all the way around the neck, and out to the other wall. So every time you have to suck on your wall, you hit him right in the eye. Hop! It's a shame for him, because he doesn't have a father or a mother. His aunt got him with her lodgers. Sometimes I like to come over to the nursery, when we get to play with the new nursery, and we all shake her, because she's so shaggy. And then she tells me some funny stories. Yesterday she told me about, about, about, about, oh, I'm so sorry, I forgot it. I think I'm going to get choked. Well, it was that girl, who I can't remember her name, who was supposed to go to heaven, and greet a man with a big beard, who was called St. Peter. And she said, Good day, Mr. Petersen, may I come up to heaven? And he said, Yes, you may. If you are innocent. And she said, Oh yes, we'd better take a look at that. And then he got a few, and then he got, and then he got a few, a few, a few, a few, a few playlists, and then he said, Yes, there were certainly seven little dots down there, where there shouldn't have been any. But you may go to heaven. Now I'll remember her name. Snow White and the Seven Little Bears. Yes, that was her. Min mor drikker en. Min mor drikker en. Min mor drikker en. Min mor drikker en fin rød trøy til mig. Jeg kan ikke forstå at de vakser og synes det er så sjovt når jeg går. Så skulle de bare se min far i lørdags, da der var fest og han havde fået 10 juicer. Han gik så dumt, så han satte sig oveni alle gramofonpladerne. Resten af natten, da måtte de danse til et tysk kudseudsy. Og da de skulle i seng, da råbte han ligesom mig, jeg vil bæres. Nogen gange, der leger jeg sammen en sjav leg med min far og mor midt om natten. Det begynner altid med, at de ligger over i den dårlige seng. Og så begynner de at bruse det, ligesom nogen rigtige påhester. Så reiser jeg mig op, og så begynner jeg at hoppe. Så bliver det helt stille. Så blir jeg også helt stille. Når det så har været helt stille meget længe, så begynner de at bruste igen. Og så begynner jeg at hoppe igen. Og så sier far altid, så kan det også være lige meg. Og så råber jeg, abba du! Goda dreng! Så du!