I get drunk and I stumble to the phone

Conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone

*** up, tore back, I need to take a piss

Only when I'm drunk, I sing a song like this My grandma and your grandma, sittin' by the fire

Hold on, turn that beat off Nah, keep it going

Crazy Town, yo y'all just not known'

I get drunk and start talking more ***

And when I got a gun in my hand, you better get out

'Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be

Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes I get uh, damn I'm drunk

I need a chunk, no better yet

A hunk of that funk

I get uh, damn I'm drunk

I need a chunk, no better yet

A hunk of that funk Yeah, I'm good bad, dope I'm freaky fresh

I make hip-hop fans say yes, yes

Crazy's comin' through you know we're gonna blow up

Hold up, wait, I think I'm gonna throw up False alarm, I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm

When I get drunk, I might even call my daddy a punk Yeah, but only when I'm drunk

Yeah, only when I'm drunk

Only when I'm drunk

Yeah, only when I'm drunk

It happens only when I'm drunk It goes, one for the chronic, two for the amnesia

I'm the crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer

Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper

That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker Sippin' colt forty fever, when I'm coolin' with my people

Got ho's in East Columbus like I'm Billy D. Rico

'Cause I move like, I'm smooth like I'm Harry Belafonte

Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le All up in this bitch with the Gin and Tanqueray

Drink like Mr.Wendall, smoke bud like Dr. Dre

That's 'cause I'm old enough to do that type of ***

Goddamn, I gotta piss, I pass the mic to Mr. Shift I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me

I'm trippin' it must be that brew that I was sippin'

Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the Gin

'Cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin One too many, I reckon, feelin' I got to hurl any second

Want to get up but can't move

Feels like I'm stuck in a groove

What the *** was I trying to prove? I got a knack for downin' four-o's

All the ho's know them doobie bros

People call me Shift, I keep a fifth in my trunk

I might *** an ugly bitch, but only when I'm drunk Yeah, only when I'm drunk

Only when I'm drunk

Yeah, only when I'm drunk

It happens only when I'm drunk

Yeah, one, two, one, two

Only when I'm drunk One, two, one, two

Only when I'm drunk

One, two, one, two

Only when I'm drunk

One, two, one, two

Only when I'm drunk