I push a button and it goes on
There's a window in front of me
And I am ready, but I am not
Cause I ain't got nothing to say
A minute passes and off I go
I am part of the universe
And there are stars all around
And they all shine brighter than me
Yeah, they all
Yeah, they all shine brighter than me
Oh, only sometimes
Oh, when it rains
And the dogs are on TV
Oh, only sometimes
When by myself
And I'm telling you a joke
Oh, only sometimes
But I'm telling you a joke

But I'm telling you a joke
Oh, only sometimes
And then I see you
Up out of the lake
Water's lovely
Won't you come on in
If there's a will, there is a way
It doesn't matter if you can't swim
I hear you talking
I don't understand
So I turn the damn thing off
I took a wrong turn
And now I'm back
I am back where I started out
Yeah, I'm back where I started out
Yeah, I'm back where I started out
I'll haunt you sometimes
When it rains
And the dogs are on TV
I'll haunt you sometimes
When by myself
And I'm telling you a joke
I'll haunt you sometimes
When I sing
And I'm driving in my car
I'll haunt you sometimes
But at night