It was a dusty old night, and I'm the first to admit it I'm sure I upset someone, but my memory has chosen to omit it Silent voice telling me I really should cool it Two in the face of talking absolute rubbish Facts might hit me like a kick in the face But I better have another one just in case Next thing I know, my heart was under attack I bought a one-way ticket to hell I bought a one-way ticket to hell I bought a one-way ticket to hell I bought a one-way ticket to hell I bought a one-way ticket to hell I've always tried to keep my vices under wraps But a coachload of mutes would have been talkative choppers If they'd seen me, they'd join me for a couple of hits And now the sector is in tatters, and I've still got the runs It burned for a moment, then it kicked like a mule Strangers I recruited, thought it was rocket fuel Several nights of choking like a glorious gang I bought a one-way ticket to hell I bought a one-way ticket to hell I bought a one-way ticket to hell I bought a one-way ticket to hell I bought a one-way ticket to hell Holy corn, repeating myself as if it isn't slightly louder Posing just long enough to float the white powder Wheels came off, but I'm still on track I bought a one-way ticket to hell I bought a one-way ticket to hell I bought a one-way ticket to hell I bought a one-way ticket to hell I bought a one-way ticket to hell I bought a one-way ticket to hell I bought a one-way ticket to hell I bought a one-way ticket to hell I bought a one-way ticket to hell I bought a one-way ticket to hell I bought a one-way ticket to hell I bought a one-way ticket to hell