Well it's Friday and I can't wait And like always my boss is fricking late He's doing the rounds and passing out checks While I'm fantasizing about wringing his neck He's a trust fund kid, doesn't have to think Grin across his face like his *** don't stink Can I take a bat to your head sir? That what I said sir, you ass kissing loser So the checks cashed and I'm heading home *** some food at Mickey D's to go A few Red Bulls for the road, wouldn't you know? There's a fine lady at the drive-thru window Get the digits, telling her be ready for eight Not a single second late Lick a sore run, smokes and gum Drop the Cosby kids off at the lake You got one ticket to the party Checking out the hotties Everybody's rolling in the shade It's Friday night, you need to get away *** going back to work on Monday One ticket to the party Checking out the hotties Everybody's rolling in the shade It's Saturday night and you're getting faded 5am and you're still *** wasted Show up at the house and you know she's late Filing her nails and putting on the war cape It's like she's going into battle, wearing a saddle Strap on the bag for Raptor Nice! Got a few friends and they're late too Let's hope they're hot and not still in high school One hour later and I'm mad as hell Ditch the friends, *** time to bail So the car's rolling and we're on our way Some 50 cent loaded in the tray *** the bull, start the day Mile marker 8, we begin to fade Need to show plate, club's packed Sword fight, front to back Take my lady to the front row Kiss her, bounce his ass and in we go One ticket to the party Checking out the hotties Everybody's rolling in the shade Late Sunday morning and it's time to stop Feel like ***, hit the IHOP One ticket to the party Checking out the hotties Everybody's rolling in the shade Mondays and you're back in the rat race As for facing a job that you still hate Excuse me! Roll the door, I'm coming in I got a fake ID and a girly friend She said her name was Sally and she's a 23 type Gave her a Roman helmet just the other night Her legs are long, bikini line white I dress her like a maid and bang her every night She gets me in the club so I keep her around, duh Tells me she loves me every time I go down on her One ticket to the party Checking out the hotties Everybody's rolling in the shade Friday night, you wanna get away *** home, back to work on Monday One ticket to the party Checking out the hotties Everybody's rolling in the shade Saturday night and you're getting faded 5am and you're still *** wasted One ticket to the party Checking out the hotties Everybody's rolling in the shade Late Sunday morning and it's time to stop Feel like ***, hit the IHOP One ticket to the party Checking out the hotties Everybody's rolling in the shade Mondays and you're back in the rat race As for facing a job that you still hate As for facing a job that you still hate