Woah, woah, woah, woah, yeah, yeah, yeah Woah, woah, woah, woah, oh, oh, oh, oh, now Woah, woah, woah, woah, yeah, yeah, yeah Woah, woah, woah, woah, oh, oh, oh, now Why can't I be like one of the guys The guys that girls all idolize? Golly gee, oh, can't you see I'm in complete misery Oh, why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why Why can't I be like one of the guys When Bobby Rydell steps on the stage The girls all yell, he's there singing rage Bobby Darin, Chubby Jacket too Golly gee, I feel so blue Oh, why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why Why can't I be like one of the guys Hilda Sadek and Willis Woah, woah, woah, woah, yeah, yeah, yeah Dion, Frankie Avalon and Bobby B So why can't I be like one of the guys The guys that girls all idolize When Paul Anker starts to sing The girls all yell, ring-a-ding-ding Oh, why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why Why can't I be like one of the guys Dion with his waterline suit Golly gee, what can I do Bobby V's taking care of his baby, too Chubby Jacket starts doing the twist The girls all put him on top of their list Oh, why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why Why can't I be like one of the guys Woah, woah, woah, woah, yeah, yeah, yeah Woah, woah, woah, woah, oh, oh, ah Woah, woah, woah, woah, yeah, yeah Woah, woah, woah, woah, oh, oh, ah