♪ ♪ Yeah, you're burnin' ♪ ♪ Oh, you're burnin' ♪ ♪ My ears with your travel tales ♪ ♪ ♪ But my in-laws, oh, baby, my in-laws ♪ ♪ Well, they're tryin' to tie the young man down ♪ ♪ ♪ Oh, I never should have settled down ♪ ♪ Hanging around in a one-horse town ♪ ♪ When Evan starts sleepin' around ♪ ♪ ♪ Oh, I never should have settled down ♪ ♪ Hanging around in a one-horse town ♪ ♪ When Evan starts sleepin' around ♪ ♪ ♪ But this feelin', oh, that I'm feelin' ♪ ♪ While you're prayin' on a tenor harp ♪ ♪ ♪ So this evenin', oh, baby, I'm leavin' ♪ ♪ On a one-way ticket tonight ♪ ♪ ♪ Oh, I never should have settled down ♪ ♪ Hanging around in a one-horse town ♪ ♪ When Evan starts sleepin' around ♪ ♪ ♪ Oh, I never should have settled down ♪ ♪ Hanging around in a one-horse town ♪ ♪ When Evan starts sleepin' around ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪ ♪ One of my friends said, don't go settle down ♪ ♪ Hidin' around in a one-horse town ♪ ♪ When Evan started sleepin' around ♪ ♪ ♪ Guess I never should've settled down, you see ♪ ♪ Hidin' around in a one-horse town ♪ ♪ Does nothin' for your static mind ♪ ♪