17 in a small town, weak knees in a CVS
Door locked in the bathroom, what's it gonna be waiting on that test?
Never thought that they'd be putting those life plans on the shelf
A couple American babies raising one up their self
One beer turns into a lit cigarette, burning into a two beer buzz
Three beers turns into five and six, then a love drunk kiss in the back of that truck
Just like that, everything rearranges, life changes out of the blue
It's just a good life, but ain't it funny what one beer can turn into
Sesame Street on the TV, a race car rolling on a cardboard bridge
A crayon stick for your family
Stuck right there, front center on the fridge
Flashback to two pink lines, a whole bunch of praying and doubting
Felt like the end of the world, now the world don't spin without them
Cause one beer turns into a lit cigarette, burning into a two beer buzz
Three beers turns into five and six, then a love drunk kiss in the back of that truck
Just like that, everything rearranges, life changes out of the blue
It's just a good life, but ain't it funny what one beer can turn into
A boy and a girl and a three on the tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes lust and a shotgun marriage, six months later come a baby in a carriage
You know what y'all, you know what y'all, the whole thing started with some alcohol
The whole thing started with some alcohol
One beer turns into five and six, then a love drunk kiss in the back of that truck

Three beers turns into a lit cigarette, burning into a two beer buzz
Three beers turns into five and six, then a love drunk kiss in the back of that truck
Just like that, everything rearranges, life changes out of the blue
It's just a good life, but ain't it funny what one beer can turn into
A boy and a girl and a three on the tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes lust and a shotgun marriage, six months later come a baby in a carriage
That's not all, that's not all, here we go again drinking alcohol