Hey Drummer, why don't you use a smaller drum kit, it pounds louder than my broken heart.
Hey bartender, I need a much bigger drink.
What do you mean to go outside? There's only the ocean.
I can't drink that, do I look like a fish?
If I dove to the bottom, I may never come up, if it was whiskey.
Or gin.
Whiskey or gin.
Whiskey or gin.
Oh the shape I'm in.
Only whiskey and skin.
Your skin next to me, but you're not here yet.
My head hurts, and I'm not drunk yet.
You think you had problems? I'll tell you about problems.
I've got to hang a little.
I see a man with long hair, and the way I'm feeling right now, he looks pretty good.
Hell, even a damn German shepherd or sheepdog would look pretty good right now.
You know, we've been on the road a long time.