Do ya need a break from modern livin'?
Do ya long to shed your weary load?
If your nerves are raw
And your brain is fried
Just *** a friend and take a ride
Together upon the open road
C'mon, Maxie! Ah-yuk!
Max:
All in all, I'd rather have detention
All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
Goofy:
Yuck!
Max:
And the old man drives like such a klutz
That I'm about to hurl my guts
Directly upon the road
Goofy:
There's nothin' can upset me
'Cause now we're on our way
Our trusty map will guide us straight and true
Max:
Roxanne, please don't forget me
I will return someday
Though I may be in traction when I do
Goofy:
Me and Max relaxin' like the old days
Max:
This is worse than dragon breath and acne
Goofy:
In a buddy-buddy kind of mode
Max:
I'm so mad
I think I may explode
Goofy:
When I see that highway, I could cry
Max:
Ya know, that's funny
So could I
Both:
Just bein' out on the open road
Female Country Singers:
Howdy, boys
Is this the way to Nashville?
Tow Truck Driver:
Watch it, Mac!
Or you'll be gettin' towed
Prisoner:
I'm in no hurry to arrive
'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five
The next time I see the open road
Small Man:
Just a week of rest and relaxtion
Large Woman:
Yeah!
Small Man:
And the odd romantic episode
Max:
Very odd!
Mickey Mouse:
It's Californ-eye-ay or bust
Old Lady:
Look out, you dirtbags
Eat my dust
>From now on, I own the open road!
Goofy:
Just me and little Maxie
My pipsqueak pioneer
Nuns:
Their car ventures forever westward ho
Nuns and Goofy:
Yeehaw!
Max:
Could someone call a taxi
And get me outta here
To Beverly Hills 9-0-2-1-0
Chorus and Goofy:
Every day another new adventure
Every mile another new zip code
And the cares we had are gone for good
Max:
And I'd go with them if I could
Goofy and Chorus:
I've got no strings on me
I'm feelin' fancy-free
How wonderful to be
On the open road!