On a good day, when I think about her, I only cry a couple hundred tears. And on a good day, when I can't forget about her, I can dull a pain with just a couple beers. On a good day, I can't even fake a smile when somebody says I'm gonna be okay. But as you can plainly see, I'm not having a good day. So set them up, here's a hundred dollars, keep on coming Joe. When I've had enough, call this number and my brother will pour me in his car and drive me home. On a good day, I've become that kind of man that even I can barely tolerate. And as you can plainly see, I'm not having a good day. On a good day, I would never crash a party knowing she'd be there with someone else. And on a good day, I would have stopped before I started to make a major fool of myself. On a good day, I'd been quick enough to duck before her new love punched me in the face. But as you can plainly see, I'm not having a good day. So set them up, here's a hundred dollars, keep on coming Joe. When I've had enough, call this number and my brother will pour me in his car and drive me home. On a good day, I've become that kind of man that even I can barely tolerate. And as you can plainly see, I'm not having a good day. Yeah, I only see you Joe, when I'm not having a good day. No, I'm not having a good day.