We have always shared and shared a life But mostly what we shared was mine, old pal
We shared my records and my Honda bike So now you want me to share my gal
I'd like to help you out, old friend Which way did you come in?
I'll be glad to show you to the door I'll lend a helping hand
Just don't misunderstand If it's a slip to put you on the floor
A friend in need's a friend indeed, they say And friend, you're always needing
What is needed
who takes life on the line Overcome theiad, oh, never mind
Don't go away mad, old friend, just go away Call Sherri, my girl's where I draw the line
I'd like to help you out, old friend Which way did you come in?
I'll be glad to show you to the door I'll lend a helping hand
Just don't misunderstand If it's a slip to put you on the floor
Oh!
Old friend, you remind me, and it's true
It's more blessed to give than receive
So here's a knuckle sandwich just for you
I'm blessed if I don't already feel relieved
I'd like to help you out, old friend
Which way did you come in?
I'll be glad to show you to the door
I'll lend a helping hand
Just don't misunderstand
It should slip and put you on the floor
Old friend, here's your hat and there's the door