I'm learning a lot about myself on the dating apps.
I'm learning about things I didn't even know
I could be unattracted to.
That's different, right?
This girl liked my profile,
and it's always nice to feel liked
about the representation of who you think you are.
Like, you know, she gave me a thumbs up,
and so I was looking at her,
and she's an attractive woman with similar interests,
and all that, and I was about to click yes
and add her to my pile of souls.
And, uh...
And then I saw one of her pictures,
and in one of her pictures she had a jiu-jitsu gi on,
and she's choking this guy out, right?
In a jiu-jitsu situation,
not like at Target or whatever,
it was like, it was normal for the picture.
But here's the thing, my thumb clicked no
before my brain had a chance to talk to my hand about it.
It was just like, nope.
Like, what?
Really?
It's like, no, we're not doing that.
I was like, not even gonna talk about it.
It's like, next.
Keep it going.
Which is so weird,
because I never even thought...
So somewhere inside of my mind,
maybe subconsciously, I guess,
I want to be sure I can take my girlfriend in a fight.
**laughter**
**laughter**
Which is a strange thought.
I've never had,
like,
outwardly,
I've never said that to anybody in my life
before.
Now,
to be clear,
I don't want to beat up my girlfriend.
That's not what I'm
saying right now.
I think I just don't want to worry that I can't.
**laughter**
You know what I mean?
Which I think is kind of classically...
masculine.
I don't know
if a lot of women out there are like,
I'm looking for a little bitch.
**laughter**
It just doesn't seem...
I don't know, maybe I'm old-fashioned.
I don't know.
**laughter**
It's strange.