We don't smoke marijuana in Muscogee We don't take our trips on LSD We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street Cause we like living right and being free We don't make a party out of lovin' We like holding hands and pitching wood We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy Like the hippies out in San Francisco do And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muscogee A place where even squares can have a ball We still wave old glory down at the courthouse And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear Beads and roman sandals won't be seen And football's still the roughest thing on campus And the kids here still respect the college dean And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muscogee A place where even squares can have a ball We still wave old glory down at the courthouse And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all In Muscogee, Oklahoma, USA