We don't smoke marijuana in MuskogeeWe don't take no trips on LSDWe don't burn no drive carts down on Main StreetWe like living right, being freeAnd we don't make no party out of lovin'We like holdin' hands to pitchin' wooWe don't let our hair grow long and shaggyLike the hippiesout in San Francisco doAnd I'm proud to be an Okie from MuskogeeA place where even squares can have a ballWe still wave old glory down at the courthouseAnd white lightning's still the biggest thrillof allHey, leather boots are still in stylefor manly footwearBeads and Roman sandals won't be seenFootball's still the roughest thing on campusAnd the kids there still respect the college deanAnd I'm proud to be an Okie from MuskogeeI'm proud to be an Okie from MuskogeeI'm proud to be an Okie from MuskogeeI'm proud to be an Okie from MuskogeeHey, a place where even squares can have a ballI'm proud to be an Okie from MuskogeeWe still wave old glory down at the courthouseAnd white lightning's still the biggest thrill of allWe still wave old glory down at the courthouseAnd white lightning's still the biggest thrill of allAnd Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA