We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee
We don't take no trips on LSD
We don't burn no drive carts down on Main Street
We like living right, being free
And we don't make no party out of lovin'
We like holdin' hands to pitchin' woo
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy
Like the hippies
out in San Francisco do
And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave old glory down at the courthouse
And white lightning's still the biggest thrill
of all
Hey, leather boots are still in style
for manly footwear
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen
Football's still the roughest thing on campus
And the kids there still respect the college dean
And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee

Hey, a place where even squares can have a ball
I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee




We still wave old glory down at the courthouse
And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
We still wave old glory down at the courthouse
And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all





And Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA