We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee
We don't take our trips on LSD
We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street
We like livin' right and bein' free
We don't make a party out of lovin'
We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do
I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave old glory down at the courthouse
And white lightning's still the biggest thrill
Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen
Football's still the roughest thing on campus
And the kids here still respect the college dean
I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave old glory down at the courthouse
And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
We still wave old glory down at the courthouse
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA
They're comin' out!
Thank you very much, really. Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh my goodness.
Thank you.
I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
Thank you.
We still wave old glory down at the courthouse
And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
We still wave old glory down at the courthouse
And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
We still wave old glory down at the courthouse
And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all