We don't smoke marijuana in MuskogeeWe don't take our trips on LSDWe don't burn our draft cards down on Main StreetWe like livin' right and bein' freeWe don't make a party out of lovin'We like holdin' hands and pitchin' wooWe don't let our hair grow long and shaggyLike the hippies out in San Francisco doI'm proud to be an Okie from MuskogeeA place where even squares can have a ballWe still wave old glory down at the courthouseAnd white lightning's still the biggest thrillLeather boots are still in style for manly footwearBeads and Roman sandals won't be seenFootball's still the roughest thing on campusAnd the kids here still respect the college deanI'm proud to be an Okie from MuskogeeA place where even squares can have a ballWe still wave old glory down at the courthouseAnd white lightning's still the biggest thrill of allWe still wave old glory down at the courthouseIn Muskogee, Oklahoma, USAThey're comin' out!Thank you very much, really. Thank you.Thank you.Oh my goodness.Thank you.I'm proud to be an Okie from MuskogeeA place where even squares can have a ballThank you.We still wave old glory down at the courthouseAnd white lightning's still the biggest thrill of allWe still wave old glory down at the courthouseAnd white lightning's still the biggest thrill of allWe still wave old glory down at the courthouseAnd white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all