We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee.
We don't take our trips on LSD.
We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street.
Cause we like living right and being free.
And we don't make a party out of loving.
But we like holding hands and pitching woo.
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy.
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.
And I'm proud to be a Hinoki from Muskogee.
A place where even squares can have a ball.
We still wave old glory down at the courthouse.
And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all.
Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear.
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen.
And football's still the roughest thing on the campus.
And the kids still respect the college dean.
And I'm proud to be a Hinoki from Muskogee.
A place where even squares can have a ball.
We still wave old glory down at the courthouse.
And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all.
In Muskogee, Oklahoma,
USA.