Oh, Rose! Now, Eileen, everything's going to be all right. It's awful. Try and sleep, dear. I can't sleep. Now you've got to try. Make your mind a blank. I did, but I keep thinking of Ohio. Me too. Why, oh why, Ohio Why did I ever leave Ohio? Why did I wander to find what lies yonder When life was so cozy at home? Wondered while I wandered Why did I fly? Why did I roam? Oh, why, oh why, oh, did I leave Ohio? Maybe I'd better go, O-H-I-O Maybe I'd better go home. Now listen, Eileen, Ohio was stifling. We just couldn't wait to get out of the place. With Ma saying, Ruth, what no date for this evening? And Pop with Eileen, do be home, dear, by ten. Ugh, those gossipy neighbors. And everyone yapping, who's going with who? And dating those drips that I've known since I'm four. The Kiwanis Club dance. On the basketball floor. Cousin Maude with her lectures on sin. What a bore. Jerry Black. Cousin Min. Hezra Nye. Hannah Finn. Just hopeless. Babbity. Stuffy. Provincial. Thank heaven we're free. Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why did we ever leave Ohio? Wonderin' while we wandered. Why did we fly? Why did we roam? Oh, why, oh, why, oh, did we leave Ohio? Maybe we'd better go O-H-I-O Maybe we'd better go home Thanks for watching!